I figure that the high brow never stick around too long on my blog so they won't be offended. I'm just going to go for it then. Cocksucker. Yes you heard right. I love this word. It makes me chuckle inwardly. I think it stems from when I used to watch Steve Coogan in Alan Partridge - its that kind of humour. Every now and then, if I'm in a queue at the checkout and someones holding it up, faffing around in their purse with no regard for the people behind them - I imagine charging through, flinging their goods up in the air and shouting "COCKSUCKER!"
I wanted to call this post something along the lines of "Is there a right time to call your friend a cocksucker?" or "You know you're true friends when the word cocksucker is uttered". You see my problem. I have opted for the safe "Are you on my wave length" option. I certainly won't be labelling this post with 'cocksucker' even though the hits would go through the roof. I reason that if someone has typed 'cocksucker' into the search engine then they're not going to stick around and read The 1970's Diet.
Even though I know quite a few people, acquaintances, various mum friends at different stages of my children's lives - pre-school, ante-natal etc and of course family and older friends. There are very few, I can just text "you cocksucker!" in reply to something quite innocent like "I'm running late". I'm guessing I could only do this with about 7 or 8 people that I know.
I did this in December to a school mum whom I like. We had been to a few bits and bobs together, coffee at mine, coffee at hers - a gradual build up. Nothing full on like the Single White Female film. I had an instict we were on the same level but I couldn't be entirely sure. We were at that stage where you're just sussing out whether the same people piss you off!
So she does, in fact, say she's running late. I pondered a few seconds and thought shall I? Shan't I? Will she find this funny? Will she think what the fuck? How disgusting I though she was alright. Thankfully a resounding LOL!! came back. Phew friendship still in tact.
Now the other day my sister remarked on her facebook status that she had won some money on the horses. Her twin (I have twin sisters to clear up any confusion) put "biatch" and I put "cocksucker". I got the thumbs up like button. They are well aware of my chosen profanity. My best friend isn't overly enamoured with it, she doesn't quite get my liking of it and normally says "oh charming". However, I can say it and that's the main thing. Its an occasional treat.
So please don't be offended if I call you a Cocksucker anytime soon it really is a term of endearment from me to you.
On the diet front the food aspect has been very good this week. I didn't have any of my daughter's birthday cake and am managing my no 'C''s rule. Everytime I think about having a nibble on buddy's cookie the word chemo keeps popping up in my head. By the way my friend's cancer hasn't spread which is great news although she still has to have chemo.
The exercise has been piss poor only one workout this week. This is because I have been working on her birthday cake. I will try and fit in a Wii dance tomorrow morning but I think that will be it for the week.
Have a great weekend!
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